想说英语很幽默,学学《老友记》的搞笑台词

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想说英语很幽默,学学《老友记》的搞笑台词插图

Joey: I\'m thinking we\'ve got a bookcase here.

Chandler: It\'s a beautiful thing.

Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What\'s this?

Chandler: I would have to say that is an \'L\'-shaped bracket.

Joey: Which goes where?

Chandler: I have no
想说英语很幽默,学学《老友记》的搞笑台词
idea.

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)

Joey: Done with the bookcase!

Chandler: All finished!

Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol\'s favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you\'re gonna start with that stuff we\'re outta here.

Chandler:
想说英语很幽默,学学《老友记》的搞笑台词
Yes, please don\'t spoil all this fun.

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?

Ross: You guys.

Chandler: Oh, God.

Joey: You got screwed.

Chandler: Oh my God!

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]

Monica: Oh my God!

我想我们做好书架了。

真漂亮。

这是什么?

我只能说这是个“L”型托架。

是哪儿的?

我也不知道。

书架做好了!终于做好了!

这是卡罗最爱喝的啤酒。

她总是不用杯子喝,我早应该看出蛛丝马迹。

嗨…………

如果你再这样,我们就走了。

对啊,请不要破坏这里的乐趣。

罗斯,我问你一个问题。

她分得家俱,音响和好电视。

你分得什么?

你们。

天啊。

你昏头了吧。

嗯,天啊!

嗯,天啊。

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